Dirt 2 Giveaway
Chris
- September 12 2009
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- 157 comments
Travis Pastrana needs no introduction. Riding the overwhelming success of Nitro Circus, Pastrana is enjoying quite a successful year. And even better, he is one of the drivers in the new rally car game Dirt 2 for XBOX 360, PS3, X360, Wii, DS and PSP. We are giving away three copies of the game to anyone out there who can entertain us with a caption for this photo of Travis Pastrana. (One copy of the game goes to each of three people who make us laugh the most.)
Keep the comments clean, and include your email address with your caption. Annnnnd go!
Melding turbo-charged off-roading with extreme sports attitude, the eagerly anticipated next chapter in the legendary racing series, DiRT 2, will deliver a thrilling and stylish off-road racing experience. DiRT 2 takes off-road racing games to a new level with thrilling new race types, big event atmosphere, stunning locations, a new breed of off-roading heroes and feature a peerless line-up of super-charged speed machines covering seven vehicle classes.
DiRT 2 will take players on a World Tour of adrenaline-fuelled extreme off-road events in stunning real-world locations. Events include exhilarating rally cross in the massive Los Angeles sports stadium’s “Stadium King Shootout”, edge-of-control canyon racing of Utah’s “Creek Trailblazer” event, the “Rawang Rally Run” along treacherous Malaysian rainforest tracks and the “Battersea Battle”, where night races are staged at the iconic London power station. Building on the technical and gameplay benchmark of DiRT and borrowing from snowboarding and skateboarding lifestyle and culture, DiRT 2 will also add full online multiplayer and social networking functions, inviting players to become part of an extreme sports community.
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September 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Pastrana: "Look Larry, just be glad it's his trunk and not the 'other' elephant appendage"
Larry: "I think I'm gonna funnel-chuck right into your little red bucket."
September 12th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
elephant VS. butterball turkey(dressed as elephant)
September 12th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Impostor!
September 12th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Travis Pastrana… MX Lites Champ, FMX Champ, USA Rally Champ… Elephant Water Blowing Champ???
YES!!! HES FREAKIN TRAVIS FREAKIN PASTRANA!
September 12th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Poor Tommy you are always getting "HOSED". Everyone should really be nicer to you. Ah who am I tryin to kid. I love it when you get "HOSED". Keep up the good work ladie and gents. I never miss an episode.
P.S. Which one is Tommy;)
September 12th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
This is Travis, Travis is doing well. That's because just a few short weeks ago Travis decided he was tired of not having the biggest trunk in the circus so he made a call to enzyte. Now Travis has a big boost of confidence, a generous swelling in pride, and a little well earned respect from his friends.
September 12th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
tp just giving it to tommy better then ever has before still do not know whats scary travis with his hands around that trunk or tommys silver endless belly button ….hey tommy i got a belly button to its just not the bottomless pit….jk
your hill billy from cali
September 12th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Right after this photo was taken. . .Hardcore race fans ripped on Pastrana for not taking racing seriously.
September 12th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
lets see if we can wash the stupid off this guy dumbo?
September 12th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Elephant: $10,000
10 Gallons of milk: $50.00
Giving Tenacious J a facial? Priceless
September 12th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Tastes salty, but it's better than drywall!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Maybe this is enough pressure to wash off Streetbike Tommy
September 12th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Sadly, by the end of the day, everyone really thought this was Tommy's mother. And a few concerned friends whispered hints of the father being none other than, WonderBoy. After all, he does seem to rather enjoy making her trunk explode…
September 12th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
hey look, its shamu!
September 12th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
travis looks lik a pro handling big trunks like that one
September 12th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
"got milk?"
September 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Would that make the elephant a pedophile or a priest?
September 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
You can squirt him twice as hard!
September 13th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Opps!!! My bad tommy
September 13th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Tommy- Ive always wanted to go to the circus.
September 13th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Unemployment reminds me of how low I can stoop to become Travis’s Nitro style Supersoaker. What’s an elephant to do……so humiliating….
September 13th, 2009 at 12:32 am
I’m getting paid for this right?…..Travis? Hello?
September 13th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Hope my insurance covers this….
September 13th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Which one is the elephant?
September 13th, 2009 at 12:55 am
man boobs are so hot!
September 13th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Ever been roosted on by an elephant?
September 13th, 2009 at 1:04 am
The things I do for a free copy of DiRT2!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 1:18 am
This is an example of how the elehant insemination program went terribly wrong!
September 13th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Tired of that old shower? Always gotta scrub to get the dirt and grime off..the water just isn’t enough right? Well kick it into high gear with the new “Elephant 5000″!… “Fat guy in suit sold seperatly”
September 13th, 2009 at 2:44 am
haha whys tommys brother blowing water over him ahahha
September 13th, 2009 at 3:04 am
PASTRANA FOR PRESIDENT.
September 13th, 2009 at 3:11 am
First Tommy jumps over the foam pit with a street bike…
Next he eats his own body weight in donuts…
Now This!
Tommy is taking "Join the Circus Crew" way to Literal!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 3:29 am
I dont know many people that get that excited with Tommy is around…
September 13th, 2009 at 3:38 am
Travis: "Tommy, what kind of elephant wears sandals?"
Tommy: "What does it matter?!"
Travis: "Well, your punishment for not completing this stunt successfully is getting spit on by this elephant and you have to keep your calorie intake to under 4000 for a week. Sorry bud."
September 13th, 2009 at 3:46 am
Tommy gives a whole new meaning to; "a lot of junk in the trunk."
September 13th, 2009 at 3:48 am
Travis: "Tommy, what kind of elephant wears sandals?"
Tommy: "What does it matter?!"
Travis: "Well, your punishment for not completing this stunt successfully is getting spit on by this elephant and you have to keep your daily calorie intake to under 4000 for a week. Sorry bud."
September 13th, 2009 at 3:54 am
Another perfect match made possible by e-harmony
September 13th, 2009 at 4:01 am
Poor Tommy, as the runt of the herd he has been getting picked on his entire life… you hang in there champ, you'll have your day
September 13th, 2009 at 4:53 am
tommy you said you wanna do something which doesnt get you hurt, well here you go!!!
tommy " I QUIT THIS CRAP"
September 13th, 2009 at 5:09 am
looks like the tables have turned!
September 13th, 2009 at 5:32 am
Don't worry my boy….mamma's going to help you get clean!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 5:50 am
"First the foam pit incident, and now this?! My life blows.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:06 am
Sometimes over-clearing a foam pit just doesnt cut it…. When thats the case bring out the elephant!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 6:39 am
in this nitro Stunt is a battle till the trunks fall off …elephant 1… tommy none…
September 13th, 2009 at 6:41 am
and in this corner wearing the silver trunks it's strret bike tommy…..allright i want you to touch trunks and keep it clean!!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 7:43 am
If this is what i have to go through just to not hang sheet rock…
September 13th, 2009 at 7:55 am
Travis is clearly just dropping some extra weight out of the elephant before he tries to backflip it.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:01 am
wait tell you see my "oh"
September 13th, 2009 at 8:12 am
"Quit it guys that tickles(giggles)"
September 13th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Hot day at the track? Travis Pastrana knows just what to cool you down with!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:40 am
"Can we cuddle afterwards?"
September 13th, 2009 at 11:41 am
" I think he likes you Tommy"
September 13th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
ah ah ah ah choo
September 13th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Tommy! Can you hear me now?
September 13th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I guess all the other guys on Nitro Circus were getting boring for Tommy.
September 13th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhh, A-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy = Tissue
September 13th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Every the nice guy TP is introducing Tommy to his blind date.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
(No Caption)
September 13th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Tom P: "Better than drywall…."
September 13th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Even the Elephant is Laughing
September 13th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Tommy wishes travis was blasting him with something else
September 13th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Milk, because syrup just wasn't doing it anymore.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Getting hosed is for Knuckle heads that think here is such thing as an elephant stormtrooper costume ! !
September 13th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
tommy always enjoys an elephant-sized bust from travis
September 13th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
"where's the handle?"
-Dane Cook
September 13th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
OOOOOH just wait Tommy, next he's going to show you the Lombardi Slap!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
MMMM!! Tastes Like Red Bull!!
September 13th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
poor tommy he is always gettin hosed by his momma
September 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
He thinks its water, but its not….
September 13th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
my trunk doesnt blow like that???
September 13th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
PETA is going to be all over them for animal testing!!!!! Tommy has became a liability!!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Come on Travis, you're suppost to be spraying Tommy not the elephant!
September 13th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
travis and tommy washing off well deserved elephant
September 13th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Tommy smelled a little
September 13th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Travis hosing down his friend Tommy the Elephant Man.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
"GOT NUTS"
September 13th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
"I Should Be Hanging Sheet Rock"
September 13th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
who is gulible now tommy? haaahaaa
September 13th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Money shot!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:26 am
FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:36 am
See? This is what that pourcel id felt like at Southwick!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Hey Travis, ya gonna back flip the elephant ?
September 14th, 2009 at 12:43 am
This one time at circus camp, Streetbike Tommy and an elephant ……….
September 14th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Tommy, it's ok, this is a no skills stunt. yes yes, 0 skills stunt.
September 14th, 2009 at 1:04 am
SBT, At least you will naver have to worry about someone asking you how to spell something.
September 14th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Travis likes to work it!
Tommy likes to take it!
September 14th, 2009 at 1:38 am
"Milk. The new pepper spray?"
September 14th, 2009 at 1:53 am
"Showers have become a thing of the past with the new Elephant 5000! The Ultimate in your cleaning needs." …funny looking fat man sold seperatly…
September 14th, 2009 at 1:54 am
…"this is way better than sheetrock, this is way better than sheetrock."
September 14th, 2009 at 1:58 am
too bad thats streetbike tommy not tenacious J
September 14th, 2009 at 2:43 am
the mobile tommy wash!
September 14th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Wonder what comes out of the basement…..
September 14th, 2009 at 3:33 am
When over-clearing a foam pit just isn't enough… Break out the elephant!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 4:26 am
TP199 Isnt Flashy but he can MAKE IT RAIN!
September 14th, 2009 at 5:12 am
Never tell an elephant a knock knock joke while he's enjoying a 30 gallon jug of low fat milk.
September 14th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Forunately for Tom P, Travis used the proper "apendage" for this shot.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:39 am
The natural progression of a Freestyler. Start out as a racer, end up a clown.
September 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Take this for stealing my dryer vent hose elephant boy!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Before the Nitro Circus, this is how Travis used to wash off his gear after a nice long moto. Strangely enough, tommy just like doing this for fun.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
The new eco-power washer, straight from Nitro circus hardware!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
hey Tommy, let my wash out all that frum-unda cheese from your truffles, its starting to smell!!
September 14th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Tommy + Dumbo = another pair of singles brought together by Zoosk!!!!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
They say an elephant never forgets, well this one forgot to shower!!
September 14th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Its mother pastrana teachin young tommy how to properly use his trunk.
September 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddddd BLAMMY!
September 14th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
shortly before this photo was taken the elephant was blindfolded and told to drink, as the elephant was drinking the blind fold was removed enough said.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I know who doesnt wear the pants in the relationship
September 14th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.”
September 14th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
that anit water !
September 14th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Because Tommy was refusing to take a bath, his mother and Travis decided to take matters to their own hands and trunk
September 14th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Why do my comments have to be approved?
September 14th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I'm not sure who I feel worse for, Tommy, or the Elephant.
September 14th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
The whole lady gaga attire is really catching on, and Travis is a britney fan.
September 14th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Travis needs a bigger foam pit if he's going to backflip this.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
this looks like a scene from j law's jail cell.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Travis never rubs anyone the wrong way
September 14th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
could you ever believe travis gets paid to do this?
September 15th, 2009 at 12:04 am
why are skinny ppl always picking on the fat ppl??? am i not right? tp is just jealous that he cant hang sheetrock like tommy
September 15th, 2009 at 12:56 am
wait I can't tell, which one is the elephant?
September 15th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Travis: "Sorry Tommy - I was just trying to wash away some of those fat rolls!"
September 15th, 2009 at 2:08 am
I think Tommy was just to tempting for the elephant, and Travis just had to help the elephant out if you know what i mean. And TP is enjoying it i see.
September 15th, 2009 at 4:17 am
pow right in the kisser!
September 15th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Hey when did they invite Tommy' s girlfriend to the set? lol
September 15th, 2009 at 6:01 am
dirty mouth? chew orbit!
for a good clean feeling no matter what!!
September 15th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Is that a pearl necklace?
September 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Oh you like it in the face dont you.
September 15th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Red Bull & Pastrana join forces with new sports drink promo and go after the ever-popular Muscle Milk. The new "Tommy Goo" is claimed to have twice the protien, half the carbs with no sugar crash and guaranteed to blow you away! Here, Travis delivers the first load to lead spokesperson Tommy who clearly loves the taste!
September 15th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Come get a TASTE!
September 15th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
And the elephant thought to himself, "Wow, this guy has really let himself go."
September 15th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Reactions from a loud speaker," Next Travis is going to try to back flip an elephant !"
September 16th, 2009 at 12:22 am
one out two elephants suffer from a deviated septum
September 16th, 2009 at 6:57 am
travis this stunt blows
September 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
what that coming out of his spout, whatever it is, the baby elephant likes it.
September 16th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
This is how i pressure wash my bike!! Dirty bastard you need a shower!
September 16th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Tommy, your up for the elephant kegger bro!
September 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
i got told there was free DOHnuts with every pint of milk (tommy)
suck it up tommy otherwise ull fight a kangaroo (tp199)
September 17th, 2009 at 10:09 am
TP: Isnt this fun Tommy?
(yeah… I'm having a real blast)
September 17th, 2009 at 11:31 am
You call yourself an elephant! Bet you can't do this!!!
September 17th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Sadly this isn't the first blow in the face Tommy has had by Uncle Sam!!
September 17th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
now thats another way of eating twinky filling!
September 17th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Finally a sneek peek trailer of Tim Burton's remake of "Dumbo"! (Johnny Depp was unavailable so Pastrana was the obvious next choice and Dumbo is long dead so Tenacious J has humbly accepted the part)
September 17th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
This is a clear case of Elephant on Elephant crime.
September 18th, 2009 at 1:58 am
LOOK tommy's getting greeted by a fellow elephant…….
September 18th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Standards - today, Tommy's reached an all time low
September 18th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
"Better than Hanging Drywall!"
September 18th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
What's worse than having no skills or real talent? Well having no skills or talent and being friends with Travis Pastrana
September 19th, 2009 at 5:09 am
Maybe if Tommy wouldn't have eaten all the peanuts, the elephant would have some mercy!
September 19th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Tommy, Doing Sheetrock never looked so good
September 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Not being from the corporate world, Travis and Tommy just didn't grasp the dynamics of the annual white elephant office party.
September 19th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Why take showers any more?…… WHEN U CAN HAVE…… ELEPHANT TRUNK WATER BASH, NITRO CIRCUS STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……. note: T.P. not included
September 19th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
CREAMAGE!
September 19th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Grey paint- check. Long truck- check. But until you can do this, NO PEANUTS FOR YOU!!
September 19th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
that my friend…. was only a sneeze. Damn, where were we?
September 20th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hey i didnt know that elephants could give showers , i think i just invented the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!1
September 20th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
i wonder if elephants can give showers? Tommy come help me test my new stunt
September 20th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Its the mating video of Elephant vs. Predator…………………………as seen on discovery channel!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Thats so mean of travis to use to have tommy spray that innocent elephant in the face