The questions in this feature have nothing to do with motocross, but dirt bikes always trickle back in the responses we get. Understandable, since our subjects were born and bred to wring the hell out of motorcycle, but it is nice to get replies like the ones Blake Baggett and Malcolm Stewart have given us. Everyone knows that the JDR/J-Star/KTM racer has one of the most colorful personalities in the pits, and it came out when we turned our recorder on.

1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on?

A hot chick, of course.

4. What turns you off?

A grandma.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Moaning. It is a great sound (Laughs).

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

When they don't make a sound, when it is just nothing.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

I don't really like cussing, but "shit."

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

Be a porn star (Laughs)!

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Be a janitor at a school.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

I want Jesus to tell me I was the most awesome dude in the world.